After India issues Visa to Chinese rebel, China hits back by inviting Barkha Dutt, Rajdeep Sardesai

China has sparked a fresh row by issuing stapled visas to Indian separatist journalists Rajdeep Sardesai and Barkha Dutt to attend a conference in Beijing on intolerance, secularism, and Azadi. The move has come in the wake of a diplomatic fallout between the two nations after India invited Uyghur ‘terrorist’ Dolkun Isa to India, and hence, it’s viewed as a retaliation from the government of China.

Barkha Dutt from the rebel outfit NDTV and Rajdeep Sardesai, an undefined entity have been engaged in fierce 140-character battles with Indian trolls ever since the inception of Twitter, and have often earned brownie points with the neighboring countries for their radical views. As a matter of fact, Mr. Sardesai became an instant hero in Pakistan and China with his article titled – “I am an antinational,” so much so that Chinese government contemplated on attacking India via Arunachal Pradesh with his help. However, the plan was scrapped later when they realized that, barring occasional fist fights, he doesn’t have much expertise in infantry or guerrilla war, and like most, he is also a virtual world fighter.

The news has been received by the media houses with beaming smiles, and “Blow to Modi” articles were typed with renewed gusto. Ms. Dutt, whose Twitter reply section has been a playground of trolls and whose sole purpose of existence is to make humanity smile at her own expense, took to Twitter to share her joy with unknown recipients.  She wrote – “Sadda China da Chinese munda!!!  I wish they invited Kanhaiya Kumar as well.  Anyway, I am sure it’s going to be fun, like 2G spectrum alloc…” The message was a bit vague as she ran out of 140-character limit, but it was not an aberration.

However, for Mr. Sardesai, this is not a rare moment as he has already displayed his Chinese connection during India-Pakistan match at Eden Gardens by wearing a florescent yellow polka dot shirt, a sartorial choice prevalent in the land of Mandarin and Gemini circus.

We eagerly waited for his reaction on Twitter and subjected ourselves to inhuman torture while he wreaked carnage on the micro-blogging site for hours. Finally, at 11:15 PM, he slipped in a message before retiring for the night, “Delighted to be part of Beijing conference. Aaj phir jeene ki tamanna hai. Aaj phir marne ka irada hai.  Gnight shubhratri,” tweeted the revolutionary. Everyone appreciated the message and suggested various methods to accomplish the task mentioned in the second part of the verse

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